I Am Such A Drag
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Ten years ago I was made a man
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Ten years before I played a lamb
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And then I kicked a horse right in the can
Ten days ago I read a book
“Ten Ways to Know Your Girl's a Crook”
When your heart isn’t all she took
Your heart isn’t all she took
Ten minutes ago I packed bag
With the money from my pockets that made my pants sag
But I’m not leaving for the old main drag
I’m not leaving I am such a drag
I’m not leaving I am such a drag
I’m not leaving come and take my bag
I’m not leaving here’s my white flag
Ten lines ago the story went
Ten lines in a church pageant
Then my eyes were caught by a coronet
I want your coat of arms around my neck